• SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
• Patrick: "Yeah I get called that a lot"
• SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
• Patrick: "No, Patrick."

I think tumblr should buy a country so all of us can relocate there permanently. It’ll have nation-wide free wireless internet. We can live in houses according to blog categories and we’ll stalk the good looking people on tumblr from an awkward distance. The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella. And we’ll all have a gazillion cats who dance. Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob. Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation. At tumblrland, we’ll embrace each others’ awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated. And we’ll all be forever alone, together. 

r-u-n-awaywithme:

preetylittlebitch:

 along with Michael Jackson themed parties

beauty.

(Source: fatpeoplemakemehappy, via thisisnotjustablog)

the-prisoner-of-baskerville:

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Had Permission To Blow Shit Up.

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heyfunniest:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: tumblrdryers)

heyfunniest:

Life sometimes sucks, You need a break, Click here & Laugh!

(Source: pseudoalias)

she-flies-alone:

THE BEST STEREOTYPE

IS ONE THAT INVOLVES CAPES

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(Source: desynchronization, via detectivedannie)

actuallyjessalyn:

There is a bit of a resemblance. 

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hecklocki:

a-sea-of-writings:

thatotherdirection:

fortheloveofsharpies:

becausehiddles:

Prince Loki (A cover of the song from Aladdin, lyrics by captainhufflepuff, sung by me)

download it here!

oh my sweet jesus lord

Someone needs to show this to Hiddles. Please.

SCREAMING

(via katietravelstardis)

•  *katniss and foxface run into each other*
• katniss: 
• foxface: 
• katniss: 
• foxface: 
• katniss: 
• foxface: 
•  *katniss and foxface run away from each other*

(via thisisnotjustablog)

drunk-like-an-abernathy:

Dear stopjohngreen.tumblr.com 

FUCK YOU.

Cheers. :) 

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• Sherlock: I have something for you.
• Mycroft: Is that so?
• Sherlock: I think it's time I start acting like an adult and make peace with you.
• Mycroft: ...Why do I find this hard to believe?
• Sherlock: I brought you a cake to prove it.
• Mycroft: Is that's what's in the box?
• Sherlock: Yes.
• Mycroft: A cake...for me?
• Sherlock: Of course.
• Mycroft: That's... I don't know what to say.
• Sherlock: No words needed. Here. *hands over the box*
• Mycroft: *smiles and happily opens the box* I do hope it's red velvet ca-
• Sherlock: 
• Mycroft: 
• Sherlock: 
• Mycroft: This is a carrot.
• Sherlock: April Fools, fat ass.

If Tumblr Trained for the Hunger Games 

• Trainer: Ok, so if you're attacked-
• Me: Sonic it.
• Me: Get the salt.
• Me: Fake your own death.
• Me: Expelliarmus.
• Me: Use the Force.
• Trainer: Ok, and if that doesn't work?
• Me: Stick 'em with the pointy end.